Living in America

The biggest story in the news today here in America is the 'scandal' of one of our finest NFL stars having committed an unforgivable sin.


Larry Johnson

Larry Johnson, star running back for the Kansas City Chiefs, is in deep trouble with the bitches who run the National Femmeball League. He's been suspended from playing for the next 2 weeks, which is as big a blow to the Kansas City Chiefs as it is to Larry himself because they desperately need him. There is talk the NFL wants to suspend him permanently.

So what did Larry do? Did he allegedly spread herpes to some random woman in Miami? No, that's old news.

Did he rape someone? No.

Beat his girlfriend? No.

Kick a clown? Punch a child? Piss on a portrait of Obama?

No, no, no.

Larry said "fag."

Yep, that's it. That's what he did. And now it's all over the news and supposedly a huge scandal. This big, mean, evil, dark-skinned athlete has 'victimized' anyone in America who considers themself to be a 'fag' by using a word that gay guys use to describe each other all the time.

Keep in mind, Larry didn't say "I hate all gay people. They are fags." He wasn't even talking to any gay people, as far as anyone knows. He wasn't even actually talking about gay people. He was expressing intense frustration at the way the Kansas City Chiefs football team is being run and coached. He was making it clear that he did not wish to talk to reporters.

But here in the land of Political Correctness, facts don't matter. All that matters is that he has sinned against the Church of Pride and Corruption and must be punished.

Of course, if he had said "honkies" or "crackers" or "fucking white people" then there would be no scandal. The NFL would surround him with cheerleaders and protest anyone who criticized by declaring that he has a First Amendment right to spew hatred of white people. Just not gays, lesbians, women, blacks, Jews, hispanics, Democrats, muslims, labor unions, atheists, or the current half-black, bastard President.



American C$ar
Meanwhile, Barack Obama's unelected, unaccountable, Marxist "pay czar" has ruled that our greatest minds in finance and banking must not be paid in accordance with their skills, but instead must be punished for being so rich. This is how communists treat the intelligentsia - they destroy them. And along with them, all productivity and progress. This is why they refer to themselves as "progressives." It all makes sense in Opposite World. And this is deemed to be not news.



American Prince$$
The Communist Party's "health care bill" is certainly news. Its intention of destroying the free market system that has been responsible for the vast majority of advances in medicine over the past 50 years has been made clear and clearly written in, but we mustn't stop long enough to think or even read it. No, we must simply sign it and leap over the cliff before anyone has a chance to ask any questions. This is 'leadership'. This is Marxism. Yay! Oh, and more taxes for all of us because this new cheaper alternative costs a shitload more than the old free-market system.



Crazy Lisa Nowak
NASA is preparing a new rocket to take Americans back to the moon. True, we've already been there, but after 40 years of affirmative action we've found it rather difficult to get back. The biggest obstacle now, aside from the fact that most of the government funding has been sidetracked to feminist organizations and labor unions, is the battle over whether the first astronaut to step onto the moon's surface and make a scripted politically correct remark will be black, female, gay, or all three. No white males need apply for this job.



2 Jewish men were shot in the legs and abdomen by a black man while outside their synagogue in LA. It appears the man was aiming for their groins, like the police do, but missed. Since the shooter isn't a white male he won't be charged with a hate crime. It's just too confusing to try to sort out which privileged group is the more privileged when no one involved is a white male.



I've been sick with some sort of stomach virus all week. Sitting at home flipping channels and sleeping a lot is not my idea of a good time, but it's the time I'm having. Not even Facebook or Twitter can take away the boredom. Actually, I've spent little time on either while sitting at home with nothing to do. Odd, isn't it? I wonder what that means?

I have a female friend who is confusing the hell out of me. About a year ago she asked me to stop associating with a male friend of hers with whom she had had a falling out. She made it clear that should I wish to continue associating with him, she would no longer speak to me or have anything to do with me. Well, I cared far more about her than I did him. I only knew him through her, after all, so I agreed. Now I discover that for the past 3 months they have been friendly again. Nothing has been said to me. I am still prohibited from speaking to him, as far as I am aware.


Here is a quote from a genuine American leader from long ago. I know that at least half of America won't fully understand the meaning behind this, but I am going to put it out there anyway:

"If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed and given medical care. The only thing lacking ... is freedom."
Dwight Eisenhower, 34th U.S. President

Bono, turn in your penis

Bonoprah
I was driving on the highway from Memphis for 3 1/2 hours last Sunday night when a new song from U2 came on the radio. I caught just enough of the words to know that it was some politically correct, misandric, ass-kissing bullshit. Being the calm, reserved, forgiving individual that I am, I of course burned that song into my memory and waited. When the opportunity finally presented itself, I went to my computer and Googled it. Here is what I found:

The song is entitled "Women of the Future".

"It’s based around the idea that men have fucked things up so badly, politically, economically and socially, that it’s really time we handed things over to women," says U2 guitarist David Howell Evans.

Oh my God, where should I even start?

First, let me just say to Mr. Bono and Mr. Evans and the rest of the elderly members of U2, that if you want to live in your mother's basement and follow her rules for the rest of your life, be my guest, you pathetic fucking nancy boys.

Secondly, very few women, if any, respect 'men' who are so weak and dickless that they would rather leave all the responsibilities of the world, and all the stress and gray hairs of leadership, to women while they themselves sit around smoking weed and jerking off like a bunch of 13-year-old boys. But this is precisely what this song is proposing. It's a ghetto song, a song for boys who grew up without fathers and have no clue what it means to be a grown man because they live in a world run by single mothers on welfare. It's not noble in any way, shape, or form, for men to propose leaving their responsibilities to women with a smirk and a 'you do it better anyway, honey' so they can go sit on their asses and collect government checks. It's just plain weak - worthless and weak!

Lastly, women have been complaining virtually forever about little boys disguised as men who kiss women's asses in just this manner, all while wearing the stupidest grin on their faces and begging 'mamma' to tie them up and whip them for being bad boys. I'm absolutely certain that the diminuative Mr. Bono, all 5 foot 6 inches of him, regularly pays prostitutes to bust his balls and call him a pussy, but that doesn't mean the rest of us should. It's just pathetic. There's nothing manly about it at all. What this song is saying is that men should retire and leave it ALL for the women to do, as if men have been running things all alone while the women sat at home all this time. Not so. And contrary to what the man-hating feminists claim, most women don't admire this in a man. It's weak. It's pathetic. It's a fucking excuse for not being a man at all.

So, with this in mind, I'm calling on Bono and 'The Edge', which is a stupid fucking name, and the rest of the band U2 to immediately hand over their male genitalia and put on dresses. You pathetic fudge monkeys have given up your right to be called 'men'. You can hand it over voluntarily, or it can be taken from you by force. Your decision, ladies, but either way, off they come.

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Hate makes them happy
On a related topic, just the other night on Twitter, I was directed to an article by one of the women that I follow. In the article she said something that I thought was controversial, so we began a discussion on her blog. It inspired me to return to Twitter and begin posting quotes that I felt made my point better than anything else I might say.

Keep in mind that Twitter limits everything you say to 140 characters, so I only had room for the quotes and nothing more. Here are the quotes that I posted to Twitter:

"I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act ..." Robin Morgan - Feminist, Ms Magazine writer

"We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage." Robin Morgan - Feminist, Ms Magazine writer

"The nuclear family must be destroyed....the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process." Linda Gordon - feminist

"Marriage constitutes slavery for women ...Freedom for women cannot be won without the abolition of marriage." Sheila Cronin former pres NOW

"We are, as a sex, infinitely superior to men." Elizabeth Cady Stanton - cofounder of feminism, wealthy narcissist, never held an actual job

"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman." Catherine MacKinnon, author VAWA


At this point, another blogger, who follows me on Twitter, interrupted and said "why are you slamming on feminism? Are you trying to make me unfollow you?"

I responded that I hadn't slammed on anything. I only had room to quote what the actual leaders of the feminist movement had said, but no room for my own comments.

She then responded, "oh, well I agree with all of those quotes. I just thought you were slamming on feminism and I was going to get pissed off."

WTF? How can it be my fault if the quotes are offensive? And if you agree with the quotes, then what's the problem with me publishing them for all to see? How am I the problem in what was said here?

Apparently Bono and Mr. The Edge aren't the only ones smoking way too much weed. It seems to be going around.

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A West Virginia lawmaker, seeking the award for Biggest Kiss-Ass Pussy of 2009, has proposed a bill making the Barbie doll illegal in the state of West Virginia. The Barbie Ban Bill, proposed by Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge (D - for dickless) Lincoln County, says such toys influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development.

Listen, shithead, what influences girls to place importance on physical beauty is their own fucking brains responding to basic instincts and estrogen going back to their time in the womb. The Barbie wouldn't sell if not for those instincts and hormones. As usual, the socialist Democrats have it ass-backwards, blaming an object for the actions and desires of human beings rather than respecting and understanding the human beings themselves. This is one of the hazards of being a raging sociopath, a complete lack of understanding of human beings and a commensurate lack of respect for the rights of said human beings to choose things simply because they want them.

Perhaps we should outlaw breast implants since it clearly distorts women's view of their own bodies, too? And padded bras. And tight skirts and little black dresses and Spandex and everything from Victoria's Secret, while we're at it. Heaven forbid Democrats allow anyone to make their own choices in life. Why, that would be too ... too .... pro-choice.

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Jimmy Fallon has taken over for Conan O'Brian on his talk show. I saw part of it the other night. I realize that it has only just started and Jimmy was probably pretty nervous, but it sucked. Granted, I turned it off before the guests came out. That was probably a mistake. But I had work to do. Anyway, it's only TV.


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