Several years ago, I suffered from E. Coli poisoning as a result of the utterly craptastic sewage system of Redneckville, where I was living at the time, which allowed waste water to mix with drinking water during heavy flooding. As a result of this, I was severely ill for many months and suffered from extreme diarrhea.
Clearly, I must reluctantly admit, during this horrific time, I must have quite literally shit my brains out. I know this must be true, because I am an idiot now and I used to be smart.
